
Internal Thoughts of a Morning Runner
By Coach Shelby Schmidt *
Note from the Editor: I am subscribed to the āRunning and Schmidtā blog by Coach Shelby. A few weeks ago she wrote a funny post. It was funny only because it was real, and somehow reflected the true nature of every morning runner out there. Every runner will be able to find a little bit of him/herself in these random thoughts. I am publishing her post with her permission.
Feel free to contribute with your own thoughts in the comments section. Enjoy!

There are countless tihngs that go through the mind of morning runners. Some, funnier than others (Picture by libreshot.com)
If you wake up at ungodly hours to run countless miles, you can safely fall into the category of \”crazy morning runner\”. You know them, you see them, you are them: we are the ones with headlights, neon vests, half opened eye lids and enough coffee in us to fuel a small rocket.
Most of us don\’t run with headphones at that time of the morning, for safety, so we have A LOT of time to think. Have you ever run more than three miles without headphones? I donāt love it. It allows me to have WAY too much time to think and my mind is like black hole with no end in sight.
While my endless thoughts just wonāt stop, every once in a while, I come up with some gems that I canāt help but share.
So, with that being said, I present you:
Internal Morning Running Thoughts
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WHY am I up this early!?!?
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When does the time change for it to be brighter earlier? (Then repeats āspring forward fall backā and try to do math at 5am to what time it would actually be).
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Passing the same house you did earlier but now they have lights on: āOhhhh look whoās awake now.ā
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Ā Seeing someoneās garbage/recycle full to the top: āDamn! did someone have a party?ā
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Ā When you see another runner like you crazy enough to give up sleep: āDid we just become best friends?ā
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Ā Seeing a dark object that I canāt fully make out: āIs that a human/dog/ wild animal.ā
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Ā When a car seems to be slowly coasting along past every house: āWhat is that car doing? Iām gonna break out my ninja movesāwatch out!!!!! Oh itās just paper delivery l, carry on.ā
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Ā Literally, every time I bump my pepper spray against myself: āPlease donāt let me pepper spray myself.ā
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Ā Passing houses with lights on: āDoesnāt anyone sleep around here!?!ā
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Ā When there is a mound of tree clippings taking up half the sidewalk or road: āDo they have any trees left?!?ā
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Ā When anyone comes around a corner, otherwise of the street or basically into existence remotely near me: āStay awayyyy!ā
Ā I know I canāt be the only one to have these thoughts and Iām sure that everyone has their own!
What are some of the thoughts you have?
Ā *Shelby Schmidt is a running coach certified by RRCA. You can follow her in Instagram at @runningschmidt, and read her blog at https://www.runningandschmidt.com/